Total Medals Earned: 492 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/295 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/70 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (200/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/260 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (195/295 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Die 50 times
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Cut Off a Conversation
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Went right.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Get a game over.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Find all the secret movies!
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Push the hardest.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
